Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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