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Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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