I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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