i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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