Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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