If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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