Why are handjobs necessary in class?
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
So here I am, sexting at work.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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