If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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