it was like eating out sand paper
you mean i was at the winter classic?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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