trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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