Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just googled if crying burns calories
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
the liver wants what the liver wants
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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