No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
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I need you to use more vowels.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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