god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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