the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
