I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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