I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
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