What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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