So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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