We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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