Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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