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(404): View more from Georgia

Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.

(706): View more from Georgia

Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.

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(917): View more from New York City

well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'

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(626): View more from California

Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.

(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.

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(714): View more from California

i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick

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(203): View more from Connecticut

then he tried to convert me to islam

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(416): View more from Toronto

5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt

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(847): View more from Illinois

Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?

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