Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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