just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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