Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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