Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I forget how to act sober
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