the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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