I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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