I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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