He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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