I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
When are your genitals available?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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