I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Randomize
