He asked to "fluff my boner.."
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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