Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
do herpes really smell.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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