Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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