I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think people are normalizing furries
Randomize
