This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
then he tried to convert me to islam
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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