Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
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