Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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