TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Welp...herpes.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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