I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
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