How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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