Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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