So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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