names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
This baby is an asshole
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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