# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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