The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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