We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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