Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
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