I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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