It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
