how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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