Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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