hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I love you.
Bad choice
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