break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
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