you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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